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Sunday, October 19, 2008

I see DRUNK people...


Ok...my blogger friends! I have to share a special night with you...and I mean special! On Saturday about 24 of us from the SCRAPBOOK ADDICT went to something called a Scrapbook Expo. It is where we cropped until about 1130pm. You know winning prizes and receiving free goodies and just getting caught up with all the gossip amoung us. It was a good time had by all!

But some of us wanted to continue the fun...and decided to go to a local pub called The Streets of London in West Sacramento. And this is where Rob (aka: Robyn who almost shot beer through her nose!) got to laugh my you-know-what off all night! All I have to say is I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE! Case in point...this gentleman (who will remain nameless), but is a real hottie (I can say that even if I am a happily married woman...lol) seems to think it ok for his 'trying to get a booty call' to bring his Mama to the pub!

(YOU must click on this photo...too see the chick's face...yes I truly do see drunk people and I must say no one from my table of girlfriends!)
Check out the chick next to him...with that I "I can barely say what I want to without slurring my words and barely get my lipstick on..." And you should have seen the boots on this woman...total ankle breakers. And that was a hoot to see her try...and I will say try to walk to her car with her croonies!

I can't tell you how much I needed this night...it really does give you a perspective on certain things. I know the guy in this case, great guy that he is...was just too funny to hang out all night with. Since I was not DRUNK, to be able to sit back and enjoy all the 'circus acts' were very amusing. And then to add to the mix with my humor (yes, it is true I am a wise-butt and quite witty) just cranked it up a notch. My girlfriends never laughed so hard...I know I woke up with my face hurting from laughing, so I can only assume the same with them. And still today I am forever giggling...

Ok...and then comes in charcter #1! MAMA! She put the squeeze on 2 of my girlfriends. Who you can see from the photo weren't really sure what to make of her. BIGGER (hence the cleavage exposing top) than life and she was also on the prowl! Come to find out that she is 'DUDE's' MOM!!!! WTHECK?! And then that is when I shot off at him..."DUDE! Who brings one's MAMA to the pub, while trying to work the room?????" LMAO!
I told my girlfriends that I would blog this night! So, here I am blogging about it! It was a fun-didn't-get-home-till-230am-almost shot beer through my nose-type of night! Thanks ladies and will have to do this again really soon! I like playing the game 'I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE'!

P.S. I don't encourage drunk and disorderly conduct but this was all harmless fun! And we were amoung friends.

With much love,

32 comments:

Josh said...

sounds like an awesome time :)

Randy said...

Thats hilarious!
Randy

Charmingdesigns said...

Thats great!!...hope you are recovering ok.lol. Laurie

just bob said...

Sounds like a fun, fun night. Glad you had a good time.

just bob

Cora Lynn said...

haha, that picture doesn't do him justice, though. lol that was a fun night. yes, my face also hurt from laughing too hard. such craziness.

INNER VOICES said...

ahhh... the good ole days eh?

Robin said...

OMGosh! That was a great time. Candid pictures tell the story a little better, don't they?!? ;) And I love your "title"...perfection! We must do that again some time.
~Robin with an "I"

Leah said...

The photos are soooo funny, Robyn. I'll have to remember to bring a camera next time I'm at a bar!!!

Peter said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I *love* that photo of the drunk woman.....doesn't she look a state! Still, I'm sure I've looked worse in the past!

Glad you had a good time Robyn.

Take care,
Peter x

Maija said...

Oh what a night! I don't get drunk, so I crack up laughing at the antics ot the drunk and disorderly, and thank God I'm not one of them! I'll feel fine the next day!

Cindy ~ My Romantic Home said...

Too funny! Mom and son on the prowl!

Walker said...

MAMA just wanted to smother them with alot of loving.
LOTS of it by the looks of what might have sprung loose to cause someone's friend's serious whiplash lol

Looks like everyone was having fun though.

Random Chick said...

It's stories like this that make being drunk so fun! Thanks for sharing that Robyn!

Sorry I've been MIA lately...I've been battling the Mucus Monster, which is nothing compared to what you're going through.

I think about you often and hope you're doing well. Keep us posted on your progress. It's nice to see you having fun. Laughter is the BEST MEDICINE!!!!

Take care of yourself!
XOXOXOXO
RC

Gypsy said...

Sounds like a hoot and I'm so glad you had fun. At least you didn't have to deal with a hangover the next day :)

Skeeter said...

That's an evening all right! Fun company and a few pints are great. What kind of food did they have? I love pub food. It's a weakness of mine.

Best wishes,

Skeeter

CSI Seattle said...

You have done more cool stuff in the last couple of months than I will do in two years. You must be a riot to hang out with. Maybe someday soon, I will get to.

B

QueenGoob said...

I work with a lady that looks JUST like her.

She used to be a man.

In the military.

No joke.

Rosemary said...

Pretty funny Robyn!
Glad you had a fun time.
Rosemary

Gina said...

Those are some photos!

scrapmomof5 said...

The way you described the evening makes me feel like I was there! LOL

catscratch said...

You know... I see drunk people... usually in the form of my closest friends!

I'm glad you had such a great time!

PS... I'm a scrapbook addict too!

My Paper World said...

Hi Robyn!
Sounds like you had a fun night! LOL!!!! Thanks for sharing!
Have a great weekend!
Hugs!
Nicola xx

Kookaburra said...

What a fun night out. Glad that you had such a happy time NOT DRUNK. That drunk chic looks about ready to slide off her chair!
I liked the English pub site and how you get to keep the pint glass.

Have a bonzer weekend.

Mark. xoxo

~Kristen~ said...

Girl, this post cracks me up!!! That Mom is one scary looking broad!!! Eeeek! What guy brings his hoochie-mama MOM out to the bars with him?!?!?

Thanks for the laughs!!!

Julie said...

Okaaaaaayyyyy - have not seen that in a while....or maybe NEVER! ha ha...

INNER VOICES said...

so whats the haps kid?

so yer still fist fucking that cancer good eh?

jen@ Rosey Little Things said...

Looks like tons of fun! I love and miss SAC!

Skeeter said...

Hi Robyn!

Just stopped by to say "Hi!" and wish you all a very happy halloween.

Skeeter

Louise said...

This IS funny, especially Dude's mom. But next time take your croping stuff in with you. I'm sure it will be even funnier!

Suzanne said...

How in the hell do women carry around boobs that big?

Suzanne said...

I know I'm late. I'm always late.

Suzanne said...

Just the two of us are going to read this, so we're fine!!! Where the hell did we ever find IV? Damn woman!!! It was you who attracted him. Right? It wasn't me. I'm not to blame.

Love you and very funny post! Oh, and your friends are hilarious!

XO ;)